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22 Jun

the-vashta-nerada:

bmoburns:

kindofrighteous:

the-vashta-nerada:

north west was the first child of kanye and kim. one year later, there will be a child named east. following that year, a child will be born named south. finally, a year afterward, west west will be born. the children will become the guardians of their respected cardinal directions, forming together to create the compass of destiny that will lead us all to eternal life

as it is written

so it shall be done

praise yeezus

21 Jun

rosaparking:

DID KANYE REALLY NAME HIS CHILD NORTH WEST

27 May

luginub:

When you think you failed a school assignment/test but then you find out you did really well on it and you’re like

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(Source: vasuki)

27 May

lukeskywalkertucker:

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

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Yahoo payed so much money for this

27 May

angelsofthelord:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

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(Source: tokyogals)

27 May

riddlemetom:

remember when everyone on tumblr was like DO NOT SPEAK OF TUMBLR OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR we don’t want attention this place is a secret don’t let the muggles in

and now several celebrities like Beyonce, Jimmy Fallon and John Green are on here, it’s one of the biggest social networks and is said to become more popular than facebook

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27 May

high-horse-ladyy:

how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what 

how does that work and where do i sign up 

This needs to be answered.

(Source: lameingtons)

16 May

riseagainsttheroyalwe:

mattreadsthings:

idiotic-dream:

f-ingforvirginity:

MORE Hey Arnold Characters as Teenagers

This is the most perfect thing in the world, if you don’t click the link, you’re just wrong.

wILIKERS

He finally grows into his shirt, fuck yeah

16 May

crosswordsandcoffee:

I’ve got a thick tongue
Brimming with the words that go unsung
I simmer, then I burn for someone
The wrong one

I tell myself to let the story end, oh
My heart will rest in someone elses hand
My why-not-me philosophy began
And I say
Oh, how am I gonna get over you?
I’ll be alright, just not tonight
Someday, hey oh, I wish you’d want me to stay
I’ll be alright, just not tonight
Someday….

13 May