apriki: why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
methlabrador: in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
indivisible: As a nation we are in great need of more Statesmen and fewer Politicians… Virtually every issue becomes instantly politicized;our country has never been more polarized. Political leaders, whether they be Republican or Democrat, forget that the vast majority of us have never, would never, vote a straight party ticket and that compromise is not a bad word. Submitted by Bud C. on...
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
peepss: keepuporshutup: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. omg hahhahahaha LOL
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
The True Cost of Handmade →
alisontricot: I recently did my first craft fair. And at that craft fair, one woman picked up every one of my hats, tried them on, and made a sort of a noise in the back of her throat indicating disgust. Then she muttered, “I don’t really like these hats” before looking at the price tag for one of them and looking at me over her glasses: “Do you really charge this much?” Ok, I managed a...
darrenstummy: YOU’RE ALL JUST SO FUCKING TALENTED WITH YOUR WRITING AND YOUR DRAWING AND PHOTOSHOP SHIT AND THEN THERE’S ME AND I TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS THIS MORNING
originjuice: how to celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up Seriously though
cosmicsan: when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
Before getting in the shower: I would rather do anything than have a shower right now.
In the shower: Is this what heaven's like?
beyoncebeytwice: is everything expensive or am i just poor
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.