September 2012
I guess I'm old fashioned
- i think relationships should be taken seriously
- manners are always attractive
- caring about grades is attractive too
- chivalry is a plus
- saying “please” and “thank you” will blow my mind
our-fate-fell-short:
you dont know pain unless youve tied your hair with a rubberband and then tried to take it out
August 2012
ri-b:
There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see...
ihopebarackobama:
I hope that Barack Obama watches the Hunger Games and doesn’t get a heart attack and spray popcorn everywhere when the muttations leap out of the forest.
montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
katiempaschal:
The very fact that women’s healthcare is becoming a political platform to be kicked about, and that male politicians feel that it is their place to decide for us what we can do with our bodies, is, at the very least, appalling.
My body, my choice.
I know who I’m voting for in November.
the-absolute-best-posts:
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
musiciansduetbetter:
innergl0w:
exotic-ice:
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
Literally me.
Every single time.
Missing woman found in search party looking for... →
ratsoff:
hahhahahahha
“How lazy are the magicians in Harry Potter.You already have magic do you really...”
– Jokes: Harry Potter bull#$%# (via collegehumor)
grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
Watchcollegehumor:
Husky Puppy Works on Its Howl
With that work ethic, this dog will be pooping outside of Carnegie Hall in no time.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
galifianafuck:
the queen, ladies and gentlemen
...
Reblog if you have more posts than followers...
Thank you, Mr. President,
saintvalentino:
For making sure that my birth control (which I’m taking for both contraceptive and several medical purposes) is $6, not $60 or $600. While that’s not free, it certainly is affordable.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
One of your biggest fans.
loki-chan:
do you ever see someone’s opinion and just
and you try not to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you’re still just
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
zackisontumblr:
Can I pay for college with Neopoints?
The moment when you realize you have a few hours...
andreskahaani:
